1. I can’t stay still while talking on the phone
2. I have nightmares about high school, like losing my chair . . .
3. Eskimos are fictional, like elves, gremlins and Santa
4. I itch my head when I’m sleepy
5. I don’t think Barbie is a slut; I’d marry her
6. I can’t sleep after 9am
7. I can cook and clean, and NO I don’t have an English name
8. I think Mandela should have died by now; every other freedom-fighter is dead; it’s not fair for him; he’s lonely
9. I have OCD with the mouse cursor
10. I Google everything
11. I can’t function without a phone, internet and/or a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card
12. I get sugar-highs
13. No. 2 is a sacred time of my day (My tissue has superman drawings)
14. I can fall asleep anywhere (leaning on the escalator belt)
15. Eggs are liquid chicken
16. I can sing all the songs from Lion king
17. I torture insects
18. I talk to myself
19. I over-tip hot waitresses
20. Coffee makes me sleepy
21. I gave myself a nickname, and it stuck. Even my dad calls me ‘Stunna’
22. I want a ‘La Revancha’ DVD
23. I’m still waiting for my Spiderman powers to kick in, then Njugis will be sorry (Muhahahaha)
24. I am a human garbage disposal (I love food)
25. Once I didn’t understand why a tear-like substance came out from my eyes, yet I know emotions are for women coz they come from their ovaries!
26. I know for a fact, Newport Harbor is next to Laguna beach in the O.C.(Orange County), and all that plus One Tree Hill make up the Hills, that watch the Sunset Tan!
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