Robin(g) Hood(lums)

I hate thieves. I really do. I get the whole vibe of poverty mixed with recession, pushing one to shove into another man's cave and make off with everything that's painted on the wall. But what's with the anti-robinhood? Why are there so many 'vigilanties' causin the damsel's distress? Why take it from the have-nots? Even worse, why take things that won't benefit you at all?
With all the rich guys out there, with rival banks under the matress, you thieving bastards come for my 2cents, and I don't mean opinion. I am personally complaining because not too long ago, i left my (very low end) laptop at my girl's house, and some construction 'merrymen' used the long arm of (un)law to unload me of my querty-board, through the bedroom window. They forgot the power cable though. Ok, I've let it go!
If you have decided to take up the life of crime, then why not take up the challenge? Spend your many hours researching through seasons of Hustle and Prison Break, then go for gold. Don't be lazy. You can even google. Consider this: drinking is a bad habit, but we still wrap up the addiction with the 'hobby' label(even professional). And we challenge (keyword) ourselves in new ways.
Come on thieves, don't be discouraged with the electric fence, or the hungry dog, or the neighbourhood watch on bicycles. Patience pays (crime doesn't). So make it an art, and take the time to do your crime.