Man, a woman's best friend!

Blogging is really cool. Feels like an extended facebook status or a tweet. So, let's talk about 'Women' and 'We-Men'. A good friend of mine keeps reminding me that MotherNature is killing off the male species. I guess she's had it with us, and since she has the power to get rid of us, hell must be taking its fury and tucking it between its legs. So all the women out there are on men's case - Fate, Life, etc. And 'we-men' need to learn how to survive.
So how many flowers can we plant before she(mothernature) takes us back? Did Darwin leave behind a hint on how green we can evolve to avoid this pending vengance? Maybe we should stop calling Life a b**** who's obsession with lemon-giving leads us to the pursuit of te-killer! Should we really believe in Fate? How about Karma and her wonderful sense of humour - should we buy her chocolates? The simple species known as man may not have refuge back on mars, but we might have retribution.
Think 'Natural Selection'. I am a proud product of domestication. (Wait, I propably should say this first). Back home, street tradition teaches us that Women are like cows (every one of them is owned. Either by their family or by their hubbies or their careers, etc. Branded and owned!). We-Men are like dogs (some are domesticated and most are stray. And it sucks being stray, eating garbage, unruly, howling at the moon before getting hit by a bus branded "Life's best lemons"). (There, I've said it, so we can move along).
So here I am, groomed and cleaned up, and taught by a woman to live in harmony with this woman's world. Maybe I'm talking highly of women because my leash is just a Lasso of . . . . uhm . . . something that takes away my balls! This might be the subtle fate of the male species. Only few can be saved, and I am one of them. Back in the good books with MotherNature, Life, etc. Changed from eating garbage to taking it out. Man 2.0; programmed as a stable compliment to his handler, with various bugs fixed and the ability to decypher different shades on colour palettes!
We-men should just accept the life of being women's accessories in order to save the species. Next time Life gives you lemons, just say thank you!