I joined the #Twitter-verse on March 23rd, 2009. I am a sucker for social sites, and this one just happened to rhyme with my name - Thuita. Had to join it. I didn't even know what I was supposed to be doing with it. And then I posted my very first tweet:
"contemplating between this and facebook"
4:29 PM Mar 23rd, 2009 via web
I wasn't as regular as I am now, because I was reserving all my stupidity for facebook updates. But I did add a fair share of nonsense to the 3 or 5 followers I had then.
"thinks his modules are missing a huge part - the easy part"
9:33 PM May 2nd, 2009 via web
"Simulcast on Facebook!"
19 August 2009 05:53:14 PM via mobile web
"My tweets are noisy!"
17 August 2009 07:00:47 PM via mobile web
"My webcam is spying on me!"
13 August 2009 05:49:55 PM via mobile web
"When walkin towards the sun, I am a trendsetter 4my shadow."
13 October 2009 11:23:08 PM via mobile web
The thought process for this next tweet came from an exam question about Solar Power:
"Thinking of Vitamin D for future energy solutions!"
26 October 2009 06:15:08 PM via mobile web
"Found a washed up 20rand in my jeans. Guess i can only use it at the Dry cleaners!"
27 October 2009 02:29:12 PM via mobile web
I've never celebrated halloween by the way . . .
"The football should have been painted like a pumpkin, and the net should have been a spiderweb today! ARSENAL ver 3.0"
31 October 2009 05:14:35 PM via mobile web
"Towels are overrated; the drain works just fine!"
16 November 2009 11:24:14 AM via mobile web
"My client doesn't like my ideas. Thinks am too much of an idealist. Its not like the bulb has a dimmer switch!"
17 November 2009 11:01:49 PM via mobile web
"Damnit - why did my past-self put an alarm for my present-self?"
18 November 2009 08:31:13 AM via mobile web
"Dear heat, there is no law that states your presence is needed whilst the sun is shining."
02 December 2009 01:01:19 PM via web
"The wait is killin me. Wat if the xray shows i hav boobs?"
22 December 2009 09:43:24 AM via mobile web
"To err is human . . . to arr is pirate!"
18 January 2010 07:38:11 AM via web
"My smoke alarm just rang, so i pressed the snooze button!"
14 March 2010 10:58:28 AM via mobile web
"I miss #pluto."
30 March 2010 10:48:47 PM via web
"I hate it when the couch is richer than me."
18 April 2010 01:45:28 PM via mobile web
"Seeing Medusa will get me hard!"
29 April 2010 10:17:14 AM via mobile web
"Fake flowers last longer, therefore fake love should do to!"
03 May 2010 10:53:48 PM via web
"I don't have problems eating bugs . . . I already have butterflies in my stomach."
01 September 2010 11:09:13 AM via Snaptu.com
"Workin on #monday is a #cliché i'd rather not be tied to."
06 September 2010 09:06:14 AM via Snaptu.com
"I felt like killing some civilisation in the #future, so i stepped on a butterfly today!"
08 September 2010 01:30:11 PM via Snaptu.com
"Tweeting is done best with thumbs!"
09 September 2010 08:30:25 PM via Snaptu.com
"I thank my parents for getting together and doing it! Here goes another change to my age, on my CV."
12 September 2010 10:47:18 AM via web
The last tweet was inspired by my birthday. Although, I wonder if it's meant to be a disturbing thought that my parents . . .
